I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!
by Just a random female April 20, 2011
Get the Vagina Stage Fright mug.Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.
Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!
by truerebel August 4, 2010
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Second Stage Turbine Blade:
1: Noun. the row of turbofans in some jet engines
2: Noun. The first album released by the Progressive Rock Quartet "Coheed and Cambria", comprised of Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, Mic Todd, and Chris Penne. The album was released in 2002. at the time, Josh Eppard played drums, rather then Chris Penne. It was re-released in 2005, with three bonus tracks: Elf Tower New Mexico, and two demos: an accoustic demo of Junesong Provision (with a sound bite from Evil Dead 3) and a lengthened version of Everything Evil, the latter containing also a hidden song entitled "IRO-bot", which had been featured at the end of Godsend Conspirator on the original version. Two singles were released for this album, Devil In Jersey City and Delirium Trigger
2002 Track Listing:
Second Stage Turbine Blade
Time Consumer
Devil In Jersey City
Everything Evil
Delirium Trigger
Hearshot Kid Disaster
33
Junesong Provision
Neverender
Godsend Conspirator
2005 changes
Time Consumer altered
Godsend Conspirator altered
Elf Tower New Mexico added
Junesong Provision (Accoustic Demo) added
Everything Evil (Demo) added
3: Noun. The first track off of the above album.
1: Noun. the row of turbofans in some jet engines
2: Noun. The first album released by the Progressive Rock Quartet "Coheed and Cambria", comprised of Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, Mic Todd, and Chris Penne. The album was released in 2002. at the time, Josh Eppard played drums, rather then Chris Penne. It was re-released in 2005, with three bonus tracks: Elf Tower New Mexico, and two demos: an accoustic demo of Junesong Provision (with a sound bite from Evil Dead 3) and a lengthened version of Everything Evil, the latter containing also a hidden song entitled "IRO-bot", which had been featured at the end of Godsend Conspirator on the original version. Two singles were released for this album, Devil In Jersey City and Delirium Trigger
2002 Track Listing:
Second Stage Turbine Blade
Time Consumer
Devil In Jersey City
Everything Evil
Delirium Trigger
Hearshot Kid Disaster
33
Junesong Provision
Neverender
Godsend Conspirator
2005 changes
Time Consumer altered
Godsend Conspirator altered
Elf Tower New Mexico added
Junesong Provision (Accoustic Demo) added
Everything Evil (Demo) added
3: Noun. The first track off of the above album.
Person A: Dude, I saw Second Stage Turbine Blade at Bestbuy!
Person B: did you buy it?
Person A: No, I already owed Jason 40 bucks, so I persuaded him to give me another 20 and I got Live at the Starland and In Keeping Secrets instead.
Person B: did you buy it?
Person A: No, I already owed Jason 40 bucks, so I persuaded him to give me another 20 and I got Live at the Starland and In Keeping Secrets instead.
by XaleManix March 1, 2009
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by Mr.Crocker November 17, 2017
Get the hoe stage mug."In class today we were learning stuff about basketball, we also learned we are in something called the basketballian stage."
by Nico Haas October 3, 2023
Get the Basketballian Stage mug.An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.
by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009
Get the jump the stage mug.The "no make-up stage" is the stage in a relationship when the partners are comfortable enough around each other being seen with no make-up on.
Rose: Elle and Elliot are so cute together!
Bella: I know! Did you hear how they're at the no make-up stage already?!
Rose: No way?!
Bella: I know! Did you hear how they're at the no make-up stage already?!
Rose: No way?!
by rb00 April 17, 2014
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