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Lickiddy Split

Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
Don't be away for too long John, Lickiddy Split!
by Parson Pie Pounder March 1, 2008
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split the banana

when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
"Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan April 19, 2006
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Spurt and Split

A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
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lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.
leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split
by knubba May 18, 2014
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fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure
bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave
by the101mahamad June 11, 2015
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split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis
Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.
by ising2 June 13, 2015
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Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.
-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!
by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016
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