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Smurfball 

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate
Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.
Smurfball by TM1 July 27, 2011

night smurf

crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.
i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )
night smurf by shnarf May 26, 2008

ghetto smurf

The ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.

This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.

The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.

The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.

Famous smurfs known among us are:

Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster

We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
Check out that ghetto smurf!!!!!!!
Verb:
In forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. Usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new identity.
Boostd20PSI was smurfing the srtforums.com forums under his new alias, AnotherSlowSRT4. He was immediately blacklisted again.
Smurfing by Rydiak September 20, 2004
high ranked csgo players that rekZ small knoob in silver
omfg another guy smurfing FML
Smurfing by meatspinned May 19, 2016