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Skinny Sailor

Specialty cocktail combining rum (typically the Captain Morgan brand, named after the 17th century privateer) and diet coke. The drink is often improperly referred to as a “Skinny Pirate” a malapropism attributable to both the confusion over Captain Morgan’s official role and lies spread deliberately by staff for certain members of the Arkansas congressional delegation.
I'm so happy we don't have votes tomorrow because I had way too many Skinny Sailors last night.
by Doug Kagan July 4, 2010
mugGet the Skinny Sailormug.

Skinny jimmy

An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.
I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.
by Alphalabeef March 11, 2015
mugGet the Skinny jimmymug.

Skinny Weasel

A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.
Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel
by It's Danny December 1, 2014
mugGet the Skinny Weaselmug.

Psycho Skinny

Psycho Skinny: the drunken (sometimes high) alter ego of an extremely emaciated 6'4" young man that manifests itself instantaneously without warning or any perceptible trigger.
Daryl was acting normal when, all of a sudden, he told everyone in the bar "fuck you" then bolted out the door...the bartender responded well i guess Psycho Skinny has left the building!
by Sexual Vanilla August 8, 2008
mugGet the Psycho Skinnymug.

Skinny Tubbing

Let’s go skinny tubbing because it’s warmer than the pool!
by clavicle February 16, 2020
mugGet the Skinny Tubbingmug.

skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.
by End All Media February 8, 2021
mugGet the skinny catmug.

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.
He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.
by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014
mugGet the the real skinnymug.

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