The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 16, 2015
Get the Standard shockmug. The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
by x cvb May 9, 2018
Get the The shock mastermug. Used to apologize for accidentally saying the most inhumane, detrimental statement without thinking.
by MindOfLaw October 20, 2022
Get the Shock Effectmug. When a girl or guy is so horny for such a long time that he or she is in shock and orgasms are rapid
by Not so innocent virgin May 17, 2014
Get the hornyleptic shockmug. When one visits from a country with few thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies in the country that one is visiting.
by JoeJoeStar64 July 25, 2018
Get the Thicc Shockmug. your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.
i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!
that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!
that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!
by galby March 3, 2011
Get the sun shockmug. When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.
This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.
by wooptoo June 23, 2011
Get the class shockmug.