toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

don shark

1. A middle aged man searching for adventure.

2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.

Don shark came out last night.

by Buckeyes_suck January 3, 2014

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016

Shark Sandwich

An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.

Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."

by Oreon August 22, 2008

mud shark

n. 1. Non-black girl who strictly sleeps with black men.
2. Kim Kardashian.

1: That mud shark posed naked in playboy. And she let some
black dude pee in her mouth.
2: What a nasty whore!

by Bruce Jenner January 6, 2008

Freshers Shark

A freshers shark is an older student at university, usually in second, third and fourth years who hunt down and pull a lot of students who have just started their first year of university.

"Have you been fresher sharking?"
"She pulled loads of first years, she is such a Freshers shark"

by Lozza Law August 22, 2011

Ankle Shark

An ankle shark is a term (noun) for a cat when it is stalking around your ankles, often brushing against your leg. Also used as a verb, ankle sharking, to describe the activity itself.

Here comes that little ankle shark, Muffin.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020