archimedes screw

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.

In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.

by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

we're screwed

This is a term stating that a group of people are f****d up to the max.

Crip, we're screwed.

by I am Generic March 06, 2017

screw you

used when u want to do somthing others dont want u to do, when u want to defy, or when u need to go somwhere but people wont let u. basically means fuck you but in a less vulger way.

Dude1:u arent going out for tonight
Dude 2: screw you

by fergilicous January 15, 2007

turning screws

Refers to working in a ski shop and is derived from adjusting and mounting ski bindings. Turning screws also includes the work a person does in a snowboard shop as well.

I'm turning screws in a ski shop at the base of Okemo and I scored a season pass too!

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. March 19, 2007

game screw

1. A term used to cover one's ass when beaten at a video game. Most commonly used in multiplayer deathmatches like Halo or Perfect Dark.
2. Whenever your memory card erases itself.

Man there iz no way that grenade hit me!! This game screwed me over!!

WTF?? My memory card erased itself again?? AAAAHHHH! I'M THE VICTIM OF A GAME SCREW!!

by Psychotic Dragon October 21, 2004

compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005