Screen-shit

Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal

Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit

by WashingtonsComb November 6, 2021

Silk Screen

When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!

I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing

by TheDeuce1190 July 8, 2020

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Screen Equity

The portion of space content occupies on a screen.

Post that photo in 4x5 instead of 1x1, it takes up a lot more screen equity and will gain more attention.

by Novomiro July 20, 2020

Screen warrior

A person who talks mad shit online, but can’t do anything in person

Jimmy: Man all this kid can do is talk shit in Instagram group chats
James: he’s a fucking screen warrior isn’t he...

by Surreytings March 3, 2019

Screen worm

Just like a book worm only you're nose deep in a computer screen, any other screen. A modern day 2020 covid-19 version of a book worm since people use zoom and other video conference apps.

Hugh: "Back in my day they called me a book worm. But you my dawg are a screen worm."
Ganus: "Ok boomer"

by Boob the boy October 14, 2020