The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.
Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 28, 2009
by Caitlin Sykes December 22, 2008
What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 28, 2009
A man who works in a low brow job as an economic migrant well having sexual interest in and older disabled man
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
by rRIGHT TO BUYr August 31, 2018
when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth
by kid from the tree October 29, 2006
The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.
"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"
by Twosday April 29, 2010
A sexual act performed between two or more males. An actee folds his flaccid penis on itself like a snail's shell or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. One or more actors ejaculate onto the folded penis to create the frosting.
Damon: What did you have for lunch?
Boss: A Cinnabun.
Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?
Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.
Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?
Boss: I guess it could be...
Damon: *snickers*
Boss: A Cinnabun.
Damon: Do you mean a Scottish Cinnamon Bun?
Boss: I don't think it's Scottish.
Damon: The cinnamon bun is known to be of Scottish origin. Are you sure it wasn't a Scottish cinnamon bun?
Boss: I guess it could be...
Damon: *snickers*
by Ewan McGregor October 02, 2008