Scottish Hand Shake

a hand job

matt is such a slut. he gave him a scottish hand shake.

by jasonalex123 March 17, 2009

scottish sheep dog

The act of ejaculating on a woman's forehead, then flipping her hair in front of her face.

I gave this chick a scottish sheep dog last night.

by soldierguy October 10, 2011

scottish hammer

A 22nd century post sex act performed by grabbing the females ankles, whipping her around your head in a helicopter motion and slinging her as far as humanly possible, to ensure male offspring.

"We really wanted a boy, so we did the Scottish hammer."

by Rupert grint July 1, 2015

scottish waltz

The noise you hear when your drinking through a straw and the liquid is gone.

Hey, I hear the Scottish waltz, where is the bar maid?

by Hummmvee March 27, 2007

scottish mountain goat

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message

Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

by pocketsqwerty June 20, 2009

Scottish Rocks

Shit basketball team who billy singleton does not play for

They are shit

by Brenden October 12, 2003

scottish rugburn

1.a sexual side affect from the great friction of having sex on rough carpet, usually to the man who lays on the floor while the other man pounds him from above, because it is strictly homosexual it is therefore scottish.

2. a rugburn given to you by a scottsman

"poor damien, I gave him a really bad scottish rugburn last night"

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006