scottish hammer

A 22nd century post sex act performed by grabbing the females ankles, whipping her around your head in a helicopter motion and slinging her as far as humanly possible, to ensure male offspring.
"We really wanted a boy, so we did the Scottish hammer."
by Rupert grint June 23, 2015
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Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger
That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer
by TheDarkKnight1990 July 03, 2025
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