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Because Science

The perfect answer to any otherwise un-answererable question.
Why is it so nice outside; because science
by Science-Why April 12, 2014
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Science

1. Something that most people choose to not give a shit about, despite the fact that gaining more knowledge about the universe and how it functions will better us as a race.

2. Something that people rarely contemplate or participate in on an advanced level because they are to caught up with the pointless routine of everything that is right in front of them, and absolutely nothing that is beyond them or of any relevance or importance on the incomprehensibly large scale of the universe.

3. Something that everyone should care about and be interested in.
Amanda: I love sitting around and watching TV, talking to cute boys, never contemplating the fact that our planet is orbiting a single star amongst billions of stars in a single galaxy amongst billions of galaxies in the universe. Yeah, thats pretty much what every other young person around me does too, isn't that encouraging?

Scientist/astronomer: No!!!!!! That is quite alarming! our entire race should be more focused on the things that actually matter and will better both our intelligence and longevity as a race. Like maybe......science and the massive universe around us that we know little about.

Amanda: Yeah, but that stuff is boring. I think I'll just stay caught up in my life of things that are of no importance in comparison to the vast field of potential and knowledge and understanding that lies beyond me.

Scientist/astronomer:..........Fuck.
by HYDN95 August 22, 2011
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it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty
"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."
by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004
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Trust the science

A slogan conceived by the same group of people who believe there are 500 genders. It is often regurgitated by scientifically illiterate teenagers and adults who are staunch communists and have not earnt their first paycheck.
'Trust the science, bigot. Not wearing a piece of fabric over your face is literally murder',
or,
'Well aCtUaLlY, every part of my body apart from my brain is female, so I mUsT bE a BoY. Trust the science, bigot'.
by bigboobies007 February 16, 2022
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ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.
Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.
by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015
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Christian science

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by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003
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Rocket Science

Jimmy used Rocket Science to send his dog Rover 500 feet in the air.
by holdinitdowndown July 9, 2011
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