The eternal God of Nintendo
The father of all that is holy
The creator of Super Smash Bros and Pink Nut Ball
The prophet of god
The father of all that is holy
The creator of Super Smash Bros and Pink Nut Ball
The prophet of god
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Things a Sakurai Apologist would say
1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"
2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.
3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."
4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"
1. "Smash Tour is way better then Subspace, and it shits on Melee's adventure mode. Its not complicated, your just retarded. Heck we're lucky we even got any modes at all!"
2. "Dark Pit and Lucina are completely valid characters who Sakurai didn't waste any time creating and adding. Lucas and Wolf were complete clones who were overshadowing the other characters. Nothing wrong with cutting them.
3."(Insert overpowered character) isn't OP! you just need to get gud."
4. "Sakurai can do whatever he wants because its his game. Stop complaining. So what if you're a paying customer! Fuck you for having an opinion about a game that you're paying 60$+ for! Your negative feedback makes you, the paying customer, an ungrateful piece of shit!"
by Nintenda April 14, 2015
Get the Sakurai Apologist mug.The man who is responsible for creating Kirby and smash bros. He is horny for swordfighters and has a fetish for Fire Emblem characters but doesn't admit it even though everyone knows it.
Shigeru: Damn Sakurai you sure love putting in a lot of swordfighters and Fire Emblem characters. You sure you aren't horny for them?
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!
Sakurai: NO! I swear I'm not horny for them!
Shigeru: Ok then why does say "Lucina x Byleth x Female Robin gangbang" in the browsing history on one of the employee computers?
Sakurai: That was Bill Trinen! I saw him looking that up!
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During a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, Sam may suddenly say something like:
“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
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“Well you know, it could be worse, imagine being Prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
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