Russian Breakfast

A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish

On some days I just need a Russian breakfast

by Urgot March 25, 2020

Kickball with Russians

Being a boof ass lil nigga

Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians

by Billings722 October 2, 2016

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

by Sangelo December 16, 2009

Russian sleepover

Getting hammered drunk on vodka, having sexual intercourse, and passing out while inside a female, before or after reaching climax.

Dude, Ike was so wasted last night he gave Tina a Russian sleepover.

by John Jacob jingle Hammersmith August 29, 2013

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007

You are living in Russia

Ironical euthemism used in answers when somebody asking about anything unstable and that can suddenly change in totally opposite way.Can also be used in statements when telling about such thing.

(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)

"The only thing i can tell about tomorrow's weather-you are living in Russia!"

by Tzoiker January 14, 2010

Russian Tow Truck

Sexual Position: The male is standing and receiving a BJ from a female who is standing and bent over. The male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her butt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.

Yo, i banged that ho last night and hit her with a Russian Tow truck.

by steev-0 March 31, 2011