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This man happens to be one of the few people that can receive three penis' at a time in one whole in the world. He loves easy and can care alot. But once you turn him on he turns into a sex-crazed rabbit. Also tends to dissrespect women most of the time.
Man i was with a Ruben last night , he took all of us at one time.
by GoogleFacts September 23, 2012
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ruben

noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.
note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red December 25, 2008
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Ruben Ortega

Someone who loves chicken and is from peru
I am ruben ortega because i love chicken
by blahblahblah2687 January 6, 2012
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Ruben

Ruben Stark is the poggest man on earth. He is simply so amazing and perfect
Person 1: OMG he is so pog
Person 2: oh yes, it’s Ruben
by BigBoyBurren March 24, 2021
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Hot ruben

A Ruben sandwich that doesn't have cheese, but has hot sauce instead.
Dude, I forgot to get cheese. No worries. Just make a Hot Ruben.
by HotRuben March 16, 2017
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Ran Ruben

Too coward and hide
by Gqsmooth197 March 1, 2018
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dirty ruzena

she will try to insert your nob inside her but because shes blind she will insert it into a pile of cement
by jackfenlon January 5, 2021
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