row versus wade

The infamous and hotly-debated controversy over shallow-water navigational methods which pitted the skiff/dinghy dealers against the hip-boot manufacturers. On the one hand, it is indeed simpler and easier to paddle ("row") a punt around the shoreline as opposed to slogging heavily ("wading") through the mud, but the boat tends to scrape bottom whenever there's anyone sitting in it. This dilemma was further exacerbated back in the mid-20th century with the advent of the notoriously-unreliable Sears&Rowback outboard motor, which often necessitated both paddling AND squish-squooshing over pebbly jagged-seashell-flecked muck to return to the dock from whence you came.

The U.S. Supreme Court was obliged to delay judgement on the "row versus wade" debate pending further developments; they promised to rule on the case once humans gained control over tidal movements.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

The Back Row

1. The best place to fuck
2. Fuck the back row

Audience: Where's the best place to fuck?
Lips: In the back row,
Front Row: Fuck the back row!
Back Row: Fuck the Front Row!
Front and Back Row: Fuck ALL the rows!

by Chartoosie October 17, 2013

row boat

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

by pbrgirl October 4, 2005

Slow Your Row

To tell someone to settle down because they are getting ahead of themselves.

If 4 people were rowing a boat and the boat kept turning instead of going straight someone would yell out, "Slow Your Row!"

If someone was over-reacting their friend might say "Calm Yourself," or "Slow Your Row!"

by Munser November 15, 2010

murderers row

Term to define the cream of the crop of any group of people, good or bad. As much as I hate to admit it, the term was originally coined by the 1927 Yankees, who were unquestionably the best baseball team ever, but you can use it in other ways, for instance, the WWE roster in early 2000 was the murderers row of wrestling talent. On the other hand, the 19 9/11 hijackers were a murderers row of terrorists that are burning in hell.

Donald Trump's cabinet is looking like a murderers row of scumbags and shitheads.

by AC Sativa December 3, 2016

row boatin

When a girl won't have sex with you, so you hit her in the face with an oar and rape her from behind.

Dat bitch wouldn't give it up so i went row boatin on her candy ass!

by Ant Laws November 21, 2006

Row

A bahamian word used to describe a agrument or disagreement.

"Felicia and Shakinah had a row and aren't talking anymore."

by Sanny714 June 14, 2018