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Ricardo

Ricardo is a tall handsome man with many tattoos. He can be nice but only to girls. He like girls under 20 even though he’s an old man and can’t see how pathetic he looks befriending every girl under the age of 21. He has a loyal devoted girlfriend who is treats like a slave. He has never been faithful in his life and seriously suffers from jealousy and low self esteem. He’s very kind and generous to strangers but if your his long term girlfriend he will treat you like your trash he can be violent too and may even hit you. Don’t worry girls he will always make u say sorry to him for everything he does and you will all admit it’s all your own fault / never his. He is currently punching above his weight with this gf. He is used to picking girls who can’t read or write and are street women. He
I’m such a terrible person said the girlfriend I best go and repent Ricardo
by Stop cheating October 29, 2019
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Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead
The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism
by Greig812 February 24, 2011
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A word that is in Urban Dictionary's top 30 list yet has no definition. Most likely a male or somebody who identifies as male from the island of Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican heritage.
Puerto Rican men love pasteles and chuletas especially when washed down with a malta.
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Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!
1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
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Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.
I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.
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nekkid Puerto Rican girl

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick
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Ricardo Moreno

A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.
Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yeah, im a ricardo moreno
Woman: damn right bitch
by gugugaga999vengarayas April 22, 2009
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