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restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.
All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.
by QuacksO July 28, 2025
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Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.
by Hatima August 9, 2025
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Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough
"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"
by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025
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Restarted

Is you fucking restarted?
by Buck Naked Nasty September 18, 2025
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Restarded

Is a euphemism for the word retarded, more polite way of say it.
YO BRO, ARE YOU RESTARDED? WHY DID YOU KILL JIMMY?
by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025
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Restitution Mafia

A form of police services informant contact fraud or police racketeering, where the informant assumes the identity of the intended victum, to create a straw-man argument, discredit, or provide false information, and restitution or divert funds such as payroll, or victum services, and witness services. Also used to press false charges. Surround and isolate a gangstalking victum.
Im the restitution mafia Don, and Im going to restitutionalize your Animal home
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies
I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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