much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010
Get the cockfax report mug.a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008
Get the news reporter mug.A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.
"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."
by dulces120 December 2, 2009
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Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).
Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.
Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.
Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.
by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005
Get the reported mug.An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
by Andy April 20, 2004
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by TCK82 February 8, 2008
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