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One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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Reiched

When a respectable individual walks down a street and starts witnessing a gay pride parade. He then raises his arm, clicks his heels and Sieg Heils extremely loudly, catching the attention of his peers. They then follow this man and this individual becomes their national socialist leader. The homosexuals run and a national socialist revolution is ignited. They start a greater (country name here) reich and Hugo Boss starts making decent clothing once again.
Yo man have you seen Germany? Shit's bouta get Reiched.
by 2012 Spanish Meme April 21, 2018
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rechipping

rechipping to replace or upgrade integrated circuit chips
my radio reciever died i had to take it to the shop for rechipping with a little money for repair and a working radio reciever once again
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Cray Reach

Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.
"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"
by Emmybee24 March 9, 2009
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arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair
when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.
by gow plow June 5, 2010
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common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.
Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"
by Slackmatt September 13, 2007
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Reich

Reich is a uniquely German phrase and can’t be directly translated into English, but it means something between domain and Empire. German Reichs have existed fin many points through history, and were always contemporary Superpowers.
Examples of a German Reich include

Frankish empire: 480 - 842
Holy Roman Empire: (either 800 or 962, it is disputed) - 1806
German Colonial Empire (what most people think of when the think Reich) 1871 - 1919

The Austrian one we don’t talk about 1933-1945
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