Redict

To Dict again.

I have to redict a dog pooping on a couch.

by Material Nate May 4, 2022

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Redenbacher

A man who dates much younger women. The male equivalent to a "cougar".

Tom Cruise, Michael Douglas, and Woody Allen are all prime examples of Redenbachers

by AJD, esq. August 13, 2008

redick

1. Arguably the best pure shooter in the world

2. Most hated Dukie since Christian Laettner

Did you see Redick against Texas? He couldn't miss.

by Po January 13, 2007

Redding, California

a small city in the north end of the Sacramento valley where the radical right has taken a strong hold and has set up base camp for everything white.

Redding has a large population of hillbillies that like to pretend that they are yuppie's. to make my case the local Starbuck's is the only one that sell's Larry the cable guy's CD's.

Man, Redding, California is a so white that i sometimes think i am in 1955 era Selma Alabama!

by Willie P Richardson December 17, 2008