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Recessionanol

The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.
With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!

Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?

A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.

Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.
by Dave W1 January 24, 2008
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Recessionista

A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.
She's superstylish, always able to buy a round of drinks and still seems to be wearing a new outfit every time you see her. She's a recessionista, that New York marvel who's a magnet for a good deal. And in this economy, she's got a lot to teach us.
by Kaylea Livingston October 17, 2008
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recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working
My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.
by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009
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Recess Monkey

A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.
Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake
by Nikolai bukake September 15, 2010
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cum recepticle

shut your damn cum recepticle you maggot!
by chris bower January 24, 2008
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Recettear

A Japanese indie game focused around running the kind of item shop present in the majority of RPG games.

The plot focuses on a young girl named Recette Lemongrass who's father suddenly decided to become an adventurer and went off to fight a dragon on top of a volcano... yeah not the best parenting.

Not long after his disappearence a loan shark fairy named tear shows up to start collection on an outstanding debt from Recette's father. Recette being unable to pay the debt believes she will have to forfeit the house so Tear strikes her a deal. They convert the first floor of her house into an item shop which has regular payments for the debt cut from it's profits.

As far as gameplay goes this is a unique and interesting experience mixing a haggling system and item crafting with some RPG dungeon areas which the player can loot for goods to sell with the help of adventurers. Available in English on steam this 2006 game is rapidly gaining popularity and has been reviewed by a few reasonable large names on youtube including Jesse Cox and is well worth the time it takes to play.
Guy: Recettear is a cool game have you tried it

COD N00b: Is it part of call of duty or halo?

Guy: No it's an RPG and shop game abo-

COD N00b: It's not call of duty or halo so it sucks

Guy: But-

COD N00b: NO, everyone knows call of duty and halo are the pinical of gaming and the only good videogames ever made forever.

Guy:... your a douchebag n00b
by Blarny September 8, 2012
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Wide Receiver

A term to describe a person who's arse has become open and loose from putting too many big things in it. Generally used to in regards to homosexuals; but can also relate to a female.
Jonny's cock was fucking massive! By the time he'd finished pounding the little bitch, he'd gone from a tight end to a wide receiver.
by Mr.Fish February 24, 2010
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