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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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Recks

Word commonly used in Leicester to describe a relaxed/happy feeling.
"You alright mate?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally recks
by legenddddd August 25, 2011
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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Reese

Reese is a beautiful girl who loves to have fun. Reese is a humorous girl she know when she has to be serious and responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She’s the type of girl to let loose and hangout. She changes her mind a lot but when she chooses her decision is a good one. Reese is so gorgeous all the guys are crushing on her. She has blonde hair and killer blue/green eyes. A girl who is very athletic and just extremely fun to be around.
OMG!! I want to hangout with Reese so bad she’s so much fun!
by Kathygeller102 May 30, 2018
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Reese

Reese is the type of girl who is a very loyal friend, usually has brown eyes and brown hair she has a really good set of pipes. If you get on her bad side she will punch your face in. If you ever encounter a Reese than stick with her.
Wow Reese is the best
by slapshot_1_5_6 November 28, 2017
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Reese

A very Hot and sexy bitch that loves to party.she is smart,pretty,atletic and thick.she is a very loving girl who would love to be your girlfriend .she has a booty like Kim k.Reese is so nice ,she will love you forever and if you lose her you will regret it.if you find a Reese you don’t lose her
Is that Reese ,because she is so thicc and hott.

Yeah that’s Reese the hottest girl in the school
by Hottie/reese February 26, 2019
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo

A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.
Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
by a dude, probably April 25, 2019
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