A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

Too long didn't read by Coffa October 6, 2006

Left On Read 

She/He is not interested and you should cry in the shower

Guy-“I got left on read”

Other guy-“You’re Fucked”

Left On Read by UrDadLOL69 October 9, 2019

Reading? I didn't know you could read. 

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

Reading? I didn't know you could read. by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

spark-read 

rather than legitimately read the assigned novel, you read the sparknotes instead.

Because Frankenstein is a shitty book, i decided to spark-read it to save time.

spark-read by Shernandtu December 4, 2009

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

What's the lick read 

Inquiry as to what the plans are for making money today or in the near future. If there's opportunity,the lick reads good. However,if the lick reads bad,there may not be much chance of making money pertaining to the lick.

"Hey Padre,what's the lick read"? Or,"the lick reads good,come holla at me".

What's the lick read by Amy Norris August 13, 2022