Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

f28 super raptor

The F28 super raptor is the most futuristic USAF jet outfitted with supersonic engines, high maneuverability, high-tech locking systems, and cluster missiles

Vvvvvvvvvvoooooooommmmmm went the first official launch of the F28 super raptor

by Raqueef June 7, 2022

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.

Mariah got Wicke Raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015

Raptor Tappin

When someones toe nails or fingernaila get to long you can hear thwm tapping on the floor or table.

Guy 1: What the hell is that sound?
Guy 2: It's Mark, bro is raptor tappin.
Guy 1: Gross

by VictoryX July 18, 2016

raptor shed

Nough said🦖

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

she-raptor

Narcissistic female that dwells comfortably in a wide house full of amenities and still wants to murmur and brawl. Constantly plays herself and others around her as “the snake” “the porcupine” or the “no-drama lama”. Creates a Bermuda Triangle of hype and accusations vilifying peers glorifying herself as a goddes. Those who fall into the triangle have little chance of survival. Uses shame and fear based manipulation. Feeds off others ego and reaction. Only way to defeat one is with kindness. They hunt solo. Logic and reason aggravates this creature. Synonyms are jezebel, Medusa, narca, vicious, clever girl and veloci-bitch.

Linda went strait she-raptor after you told her she was wrong for calling your mom a leach.

by TameRascal SikhVONO August 18, 2022