Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.
Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
by 120000417 September 30, 2006
Get the randommug. this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
Get the randommug. Being random is fun, all my friends are random. But I am but a humble person, so I must abide by the nonsensical humour of my fellow friendlings and be random too.
by SarahTheSpectacular January 11, 2008
Get the randommug. A girl who you have no idea who is gives you head and you never speak to or receive head from ever again.
by Jack Lineweaver October 1, 2007
Get the randomermug. a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a festival campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.
We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
Get the Randommug. by djz009 May 6, 2003
Get the randommug. 
Get the Randommug.