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hamster racing

when two really gay guys shove a tube in their asses and make a poor lil hamster run through it. between their asses. so the hamster can anally rape them.
Gay dude #1: Wanna do some hamster racing?
Gay dude #2: I've got the hamster if you got the tube.
by fartzore May 20, 2006
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Drag Racing

A sport in which men race down a track wearing womens' clothing.
Anetia: I found a video tape about drag racing. Hallie: Who would want to watch men run down a track dressed as women?
by Hallie December 8, 2003
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DSM Racing

DSM Racing is derived from the word badass.

Definition: To own everyone and everything
You try so hard to be DSM Racing, but there's only one.
by Luke April 10, 2004
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SDR Racing Team

def'n. See "SDR" for detailed description
SDR reppin yo we ride till we die,
niggas straight shootin but why bother try...

SDR Racing Team
by GIntalex November 25, 2004
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Jag Racing

The art of settling a dispute by racing you friends to see who can cum first.
A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
by Queb3741 August 2, 2009
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Chicken Racing

1: A word to describe homophobic men who will say anything to try to convince other people they are not gay even though they are sexually aroused by men and engage in homosexual sex.

I'm not gay I just enjoy enjoy the taste of cock and I love riding cocks that doesn't make me gay, I'm a professional chicken racer lots of people like chicken.

I'm not gay I have a girl friend. "who is transgender and still has male genitalia"

It's only gay if you take it.

2: An innuendo for having sex with a man in the cow girl position.
Examples of Chicken Racing: He's doesn't do gay pornography he is a professional chicken racer.

Are you a Chicken Racer? Yeah I love it one of my favorite hobbies "Another way of using this sexual innuendo if you or another guy is still in the closet and secretive about their sexual preference for men"
by Society Of The Fly September 6, 2016
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Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.
Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun
by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018
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