Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.

Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.

by Phenoniem January 13, 2022

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Rule 2401

It is physically impossible for a motorbike to be cool once it has obtained trunk space

JOE: Check it out BOB! I just got side Carriers for my motorcycle
BOB: Rule 2401
JOE: But--
BOB: THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

by TomSamos July 7, 2009

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IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN:
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.

2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.

3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.

GUY 1:"Hey..check out that guy over there walking into the Victoria's Secret with those three hotties."

Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.

by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005

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Rule 22

Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.

Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.

Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'

Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'

by Iwilakila October 12, 2008

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Rule 66

The 66th rule of the Internet, which states that if it exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.

Bob: "Man, I just heard this great song by the Streets!"
Joe: "Rule 66."
Bob: "Ok." *five minutes of searching SoundCloud
Bob: "Here you go."
Joe: "Hey, this is awesome!"

by SativaScott November 12, 2010

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Rule 1993

Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.

1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.

Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.

Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1

Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.

Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.

Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;

Shit! I Died!

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Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993

by Bonkai! October 20, 2009

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