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quieftologist

An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief
Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institute of Quieftology seeks quieffy quiffers for an upcoming study of the volume and composition of quiefal gasseous emmissions during multi-digital sex and fisting.
by Manny Wholes October 30, 2003
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Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.
if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.
by cody May 21, 2004
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quiet leader

-A nerd who is exploited by his classmates and given the name "leader" to compensate.
"Robin, the quiet leader, sat in Math class as all the cool kids made him do his homework. Robin agreed because it was the only way which he could have contact with other people outside of RON games and band practices and singing carols in downtown Ghent."
by Austin February 9, 2005
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Quiet Quitting

Working no more, and no less, than 40 hours a week in a full time job.
Alex has been leaving work at 5pm each day recently because he’s quiet quitting.
by Drinks are on…the house September 5, 2022
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quieffboxing

a rare talent in which one can beatbox the quieff sound.
Anna has the talent for quieffboxing.
by randomfilahdavi August 30, 2009
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quiescent sapphist

1- A female of any sexual affiliation who has lesbian feelings that are intentionally abandoned (and sometimes, re-abandoned) with the intention never to act upon her sapphic tendencies.

2- An inactive lesbian, out or closeted.

3- A bisexual female with intentionally repressed lesbian desires and actions who may or may not refer to herself as heterosexual.

Pronounciation: qwee-ess-unt saf-ist
She's happily married and attracted to John Doe, in a heterosexual relationship, while she is also a quiescent sapphist.

Isabella told her fiance that she preferred to identify as a heterosexual who is also a quiescent sapphist.

Lillian is a lesbian who chooses to live a celibate life and to completely reject her lesbian thoughts, desires, feelings, making no actions toward them, while at the same time admitting that they remain there, albeit dormant.

Gio is bisexual, but stifles her lesbian tendencies while admitting that she does in fact have lesbian desires.
by Junetopia September 17, 2010
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quiet firing

An expression used as fight back on the term 'quiet quitting'.

Term for employers who don't evaluate fairly the employee's commitment and work, leaving them in the same position/salary for years without a clear path for career growth.
I've been with this company for 5 years and they have raised my duties many times, yet I'm still fighting for a raise in salary... - Maybe you should do one up to their 'quiet firing' and look for a new workplace, John.
by Luzian August 24, 2022
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