Quaranmantitties

When you grow man boobs from not working out during Quarantine.

Person1: Did you see Bobs instagram story it was so funny.

Person2: yeah he grew some Quaranmantitties from not working out.

by Mo vitt April 17, 2020

Quarantained

To be entertained during Quarantine

Geez! Good thing we have balconies. People watching keeps me quarantained.

by Sanphilly April 17, 2020

Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

Quarantinder

A type of tinder of the quarantine cuties aka quarancutie

I might resort to using quarantinder to find someone because I have to follow social distancing guidelines and I want a quarancutie

by __agf April 18, 2020

quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quarantigued

When you’re at the point when you’ve had just enough with the #stayathome but you know you’re not safe to go out and about.

I am feeling so quarantigued and it’s only 10am!
Or you know you’re quarantigued when you have been in front of your computer for hours trying to get a window on instacart

by Netsy May 14, 2020