anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc

oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!

by Ruben June 9, 2003

pikeys

(not to be confused with 'wannabe pikeys' or 'clinger-on pikeys' who in live perfectly nice areas but just want to be cool).Pikeys are People who either live in council houses, or in areas where the houses now look like council houses because by them living there it now seems like they are(no offense if u liv in a council house, i know some perfectly nice peopl who liv in them). they also usually wear those parka coats with fur all round the hood to school because they think it makes them look hard. Out of school all pikeys wear lots of addidas,nike,schott,clothing etc. Most pikeys also smoke (in and out of school),also in school they also just randomly walk into people and say "u startin" and in some cases proceed to punch the person, but due to the state of the british school system nothing is done about this. another sign that someone is a pikey is if they just ramdomly spit at cars(because they relize they'll never own one), people(because they're subhuman and dont like things different to them and who have an IQ over 90)and they often spit on the ground for no reason. Pikeys also always jell their hair aand sometimes bleach it blonde. NOTE:u must be all or at least 60% of these things to be a pikey

If you're a pikey you wont want to admit it, but in the back of youre mind you know

by jambo December 3, 2003

pokeynose

Somebody who pokes their nose into everything, usually driven by incorrigible curiosity.

That's just what we need; some pokeynose to come around here prying into the deal.

by Antonio D'souza May 5, 2007

pukeybear

An overly adored boyfriend or girlfriend or pookiebear that one is always hearing about or forced to witness in person.

Plural form: pukeybears-a couple with each person acting like a pukeybear.

1. Ellen: Edward is so hot. He is always doing things for me. He is such a sweetie. I love my pookiebear so much. He....

Adele: He is a pukeybear.... (retches)

2. No way can I eat with those pukeybears over in the next booth loving on each other.

by kero frangipangi pants February 5, 2009

pokey-fiddly

An architectural flourish too small and too unworkable and too whatever to bother retaining.

Hey, Chandler, that little tiny window in front of the stairway, think it's pokey-fiddly? Wade says it's pokey-fiddly looking.

by Honeybucket September 30, 2009

Pokey Stabby

Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.

Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.

by Mr. Macgyver October 15, 2011

Pokey Treat

another term for sex.

He text me late at night so I went over to his house for a pokey treat.

Did you see that girl? I would definitely give her a pokey treat.

by amckay518 March 21, 2012