The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018
Get the Poopy Pursemug. A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
Get the Grandmas Pursemug. The fanny purse is the one in the vehicle responsible for kiestering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, they have to be the one who eats hot dogs through the wrong end.
by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019
Get the Fanny pursemug. by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017
Get the purse friesmug. 
A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.
by alphamale68 December 19, 2009
Get the Purse Carriermug. John: "I don't know how to sneak this bag of coke in"
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
Jane: "Don't worry - I'll bring it with me in my Colombian purse."
by Barbara Millicent Roberts June 13, 2018
Get the colombian pursemug.