Basically a ripoff of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (a ripoff himself of Santa Claus, and a lame one at that) who apparently is a giant pumpkin that appears in pumpkin patches toward midnight of Hallowe'en. He gives out candy to those who bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee. Popularized by the comic strip and TV show Peanuts by Linus, my man, who invited Lucy to go with him to the patch to see the Great Pumpkin. Twice.
Linus: Yo, luce, ya wanna go see the great pumpkin with me? (not the great popkin)
Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!
Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!
by Mr. Wallflower November 02, 2013
by Fuel483slow June 04, 2022
A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
by Shrekiskek March 08, 2018
When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
by Denniss Kanetality May 01, 2021
1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 10, 2018
by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010