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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
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pulseplay

To erotically monitor each other's carotid pulses during interiors.
Heygaan said to Olivia "Easy with the pulseplay, babe."
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pulse man

A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.
Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No
by The Pulsar March 3, 2018
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pulpertudimous

Pulpertudimous means something is interesting

Egsample 1 : I find Tokyo very pulpertudimous
Egsample 2 : school is a place of pulpertudimous things

They are not quite interesting but are at the same time.

( interesting ) (fascinating )
School is not pulpertudimous to me
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Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.
Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.
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Pulversize

Something that happens to a pregnant lady while giving birth, like a sea section
The pregnant woman got pulversized
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