The Probie

Deviant sexual act named after legendary hockey brawler Bob Probert that involves giving it to the girl from behind and suddenly pulling the bottom of her shirt over her head as seen in many hockey fights and then yanking it towards you as you continue to bang her from the backside.

I hooked up with this babe the other night and she was wearing her boyfriend’s jersey. So I decided to show her who the real man was and gave her The Probie.

by RealDealKneel33 October 27, 2021

gramatika probija

When gramatika probije.

Why you appearance of nowhere?
Wow, gramatika probija. Fatmira bi šotovala fajergan.

by lolnerikni November 25, 2021

Your probably a discord mod

This word is used as an insult against fat peoples who mostly stay at the computer, but never goes outside.

Used for fat people, sometimes too.
And last, for people who tries to date people from 13 and above, while some discord mod can be 20 too, they're mostly 30 - 40.
You can also use "your probably a predator" too.

Random Discord mod lol: Hey kitten 😍
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: Hi..?
Random Discord mod lol: Wanna voice chat my lovely kitten? 😏
Random girl with an anime girl pfp: fuck no your probably a discord mod

by Reddikles August 9, 2023

Flammability Probability

The likeliness of you or someone you know being set on fire for being aggravating, stupid or being simply annoying.

Your flammability probability is going to rise by 30% if you keep plucking my nerves

by graham'scracker March 31, 2024

Spacetime-Probability

The unified continuum where location, duration, and likelihood are all the same thing. In this framework, an event isn't something that happens at a specific place and time; it's something that flickers in and out of existence based on a cosmic probability score. Your keys aren't somewhere in the house; they exist everywhere in the house simultaneously, but with a 90% probability density in the last pocket you'll check. It explains why lost items are never truly lost, just existing in a state of low observational probability.

Example: "According to the principles of spacetime-probability, my car keys aren't lost. They're just currently occupying a region of the spacetime continuum where my perception of them is unlikely. In other words, they're in my hand, but I'm just not looking at my hand yet."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Spacetime-Probability Fabric

The invisible, interconnected mesh of all possible events across all time, stretched thin by massive improbabilities and puckered by statistical certainties. It's the cosmic tapestry upon which our reality is just one thread among billions. When something "unlikely" happens, it's not magic; it's just that the fabric has a wrinkle in it. A "long shot" is a journey across a particularly weak, frayed section of this fabric, while a "sure thing" is a path along a tightly-woven, reinforced strand.

Example: "Winning the lottery and then getting struck by lightning on the same day would put such an enormous tear in the spacetime-probability fabric that the universe would probably just reboot."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Spacetime-Probability Grid

The theoretical underlying framework that organizes all of reality, like graph paper for the universe, where each cell represents a specific action at a specific moment with a specific chance of occurring. Fate and free will are just different interpretations of how you move through this grid. Believing in destiny is like thinking your path was drawn on the grid in permanent marker; believing in free will is thinking you're drawing the line as you go, even though the grid was already there.

Example: "When I accidentally texted my boss the meme I meant for my best friend, I felt like I had just fallen through a trapdoor in the spacetime-probability grid. All the other possible outcomes where I didn't do that suddenly felt very, very far away."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026