Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Programming Zit

When you sit too long slinging code, and you get a zit on your ass, therefore making it hard to get a project done.

if (asscheek =~ /zit/) {

coding->squirm_in_discomfort();

}

else {

pop->that_bitch();

}

print "programming zit dealt with\n";

by Codeman_333 April 14, 2011

Pair Programming

A computer programming technique/practice where two programmers work together to improve their code through mutual code review.

Sometimes criticised due to its abuse by less competent individuals to shelter their lack of ability under the protection of a mentor. Such abuse traditionally involves the two 'programmers' being physically present together at all times the code is worked on... and perhaps some man loving.

Tom: Where were you all afternoon?
Dick: Pair programming with Harry.
Tom: Aaah /wink

by Pairly Good September 14, 2009

java programmer

The most insulting thing you could possibly say to a Finnish programmer.

(a)Did you write this pile of junk?
(b)Yes
(a)You fucking java programmer!
(b)*sulk*

by not_mm January 11, 2005

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003

real programmer

Real programmer are:

- programmers that code machine code/assembly

- programmers that can real code of programming language that he did not know

- programmers that can learn new programming languages in 10 minutes

- programmers that use C/C++ and other low-level programming languages.

- programmers that do not use an IDE such as Visual Studio, instead, they use cat, vi, nano or other command line text editors

You are not a real programmer? You are still writing Visual Basic.

by SM++ May 24, 2009

Spinach Programming

Something thats good for you, but not necessarily entertaining/enjoyable for others.

Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.

by C3rb3rus_Prim3 January 14, 2014