Premium joke

A joke that is bad to the point where no one laughs at but the creator him/herself.

Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*

Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes

by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014

primal nature

Primal nature is a nature to where you have the killer instincts to survive.

The man jumped on the back of the bear and stabbed it in the neck as if he had tapped into his hidden primal nature.

by CraftKongs July 21, 2016

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

premiumbukkake

swallowing many massive loads of cum

Wow! unbelievable...
She accepted premiumbukkake!

by kristi95 August 2, 2018

Premium in game currency

A premium in game currency is obtainable only through buying it with real world currency, and its used mainly for exclusive content such as cosmetics

I need some premium in game currency for that skin

by Gaming guru August 10, 2018

pricidus

The perfect person. a fun, caring person. Also looked at as a King! Good-looking, funny and gets attached quickly. Pricidus is a loyal, and faithful person when it comes to relationships & friendships. And gives his all, Pricidus also Have anger issues but will/won’t admit it. Pricidus can get shy but overall is a chill laid back person. And brings joy & entertainment to all

I wish I had a Pricidus

Can’t find no one better than a Pricidus

by YK Pricidus June 6, 2019

Primal Groudon

The Continent Pokemon. It's Fire/Ground-Typing gives it 2 weaknesses , however, it's ability Desolate Land prevents the use of Water-Type moves, it's quad-weakness. It's other weakness is Ground, but it shrugs of any and all attacks targeted towards it.

Overall, it should really be banned from Ubers to AG tier.

Primal Groudon is seriously broken.

by CamSHIFT76 September 18, 2019