Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021