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Presentate

When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.
"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
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Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
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Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.
by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
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miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.
"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."
by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025
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Present

I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...
"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.
by jayg244 October 19, 2025
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feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.
Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.
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