I'm Pregnant 

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

I'm Pregnant by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer 

When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.

I was going to be a dad until me and my wife did the "Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer".

Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer by sexybitch69alaskanpipe March 31, 2015

mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.

The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.

mouth pregnant by Somatic May 20, 2015

Socially pregnant 

It's when u meet someone new and they want to rush a close friendship with you before you're ready and try to trap you into a friendship. Like a girl trying to trap a man so they can't leave by getting pregnant.

Don't get socially pregnant T. Play it cool lol.

Socially pregnant by Lunch Box September 15, 2016

you are now pregnant 

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you

The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."

you are now pregnant by Dr. Train April 8, 2017

Emotionally pregnant 

A state of emotional distress that makes the sufferer like a pregnant woman watching an overly emotional movie.

"Hey, what's wrong with Erika?"
"She feels absolutely terrible about how she has to reject Danny's marriage proposal even though she really likes him because she's just not ready for committment and she's really worried about what this will do to him. She's emotionally pregnant at the moment.

Emotionally pregnant by Meimei_shuo_Zhongwen October 5, 2008

Booty Pregnant 

When two people have such fantastic booty sex that the receiving partner is knocked up with a hot butt baby.

Curly: Hey Rico, why didn't you answer the phone last night.

Rico: Hay, Curly- I was having some HAWT sex with my married papi chulo.

Curly: No! Oooo baby, how was it?

Rico: Mmm, gurl. Hay, it was so friggin' good I blacked out before I could ask him to pull out. Now I think I'm booty pregnant!

Curly: Ha! Now that's BUTT LOVE!

Booty Pregnant by Da Boo T Warrior September 23, 2011