Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

Potpone

To postpone something because someone is too stoned to go, or wants to get high instead.

"Sorry, I have to potpone our meeting because I am too baked to make it out of the house atm."

by MysticWordNerd May 3, 2019

Patronized

When someone baby talks you or talks down to you

Everyone patronized the puppy

by Cookie102189 December 25, 2019

Potlong

Somebody who does nothing and thus could be replaced by a traffic cone

A: Matteo is such a Potlong, he gets 0 kills.
B: Yeah, he should get back to playing Fortnite.

by Soran220 June 2, 2023

Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.

"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Magic Potion

The combination of weed and tequila

I'm not under the influence officer, I'm practicing a magic potion.

by Jimmybuffet June 28, 2015