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what's your poison

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"
by DD March 29, 2004
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Poon Tang

Poon Tang" comes to us from the Deep South. In the 19th Century New Orleans (French) was the Las Vegas of the South. The French "Putain" for prostitute was corrupted by the boys from Alabama and Mississippi that visited New Orleans from "putain" to Poon Tang. That is the CORRECT origin of "Poon Tang" and all other speculations on this board are NOT correct
She had a sweet smelling Poon Tang (poonie). Just one whiff and you were her slave!
by MacGregor2 April 29, 2011
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poon pop

a vagi-popsicle, also known as a cold gine. Frosty vagina. Comes in many flavors. Yeast, pineapple, asparagus, shrimp, etc. One can increase the intensity of the flavor, by eating one or more of the above food items.
After eating pineapple and oranges for desert, Jeni had a zesty, citrus poon pop.
by C-Gizzle January 5, 2008
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Poon-Poon Party

When a group of eccentric, effeminate or gay men gather while wearing the tiniest pair of athletic shorts they can find, it is known as a Poon-Poon Party.

Sometimes a second undergarment is required to hold the fruit basket in place so the banana and berries don't fall out- especially because there is often a lot of stretching, kicking, and spontaneous dance numbers at a Poon-Poon Party.

Often knee high socks will be worn at these parties as well, but the main point is to wear the smallest tightest pair of shorts possible.

Women can also have a Poon-Poon Party- but usually they are simply in attendance of one purely by accident as these often occur randomly after a few drinks in groups of gay men.

Poon-Poon Parties are also not confined to any particular class as they have been known to take place in the finest homes of West Hollywood, as well as in the lower middle-class suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina.
1) The boys are having a spontaneous Poon-Poon Party right now and if I am not there in five minutes I will just die!

2) Did you see that youtube video from the Poon-Poon party? Wow those boys have great extension!

3) Wow, Those Marys only had two glasses of wine and it has already turned into a Poon-Poon Party! Let's go get our shorts!

4) I didn't know he could kick his own face till I saw him at the Poon-Poon Party-- and his backbend was amazing!
by Lameshademcgee March 26, 2009
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Pason

Pason is a male and he will be the nicest person you will meet when you get his trust he'll show out his inner funny laughter. He is a athletic son of a gun he usually plays hockey or football he is a leader when it comes up to it . He likes to mess around with friends and likes to stand up for them to he doesn't really care when he goes somewhere but with his friends and family and he will do lots of stuff other people won't do. He will have a nice long carrier trying to go to the NHL or the NFL.
Pason is a male that is athletic, funny, nice, and a good leader.
by funnyfunfunny21 December 18, 2020
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Poconos

A horrible dead end place where you'll be constantly suffocated by snow or the most disheartening form of human apathy imaginable. Every store here is a filthy, run down, redneck variant of it's other US counterparts. And at every turn in your life, the people that run half of them find new ways to fail you. The population consists of entirely of miserable boring old people and the poor misfortune souls who'd rather be somewhere else. Nobody grows into anything here, nobody is visibly happy, nobody has anywhere to go or meet up. You have potholes and shoprites almost exclusively. The people here almost seem like they're waiting to die and preoccupy the time they have alive completely deadened. Like these small towns are some sort of living lovecraftian entity that feeds off the shattered dreams and boredom of their residents until they are reduced to crumbling husks who just don't care about anything anymore. Deciding to screw over every other person around.
And Frodo drew his eyes to the proximal left of Sauron's Tower, upon the sad and dreary state of the Poconos. To see century old goblins with rotting teeth and glazed over eyes, bartering money for broken yet overpriced products and still he chose to walk up the volcano because the alternative just wasn't worth it.
by WorldsSaddestScallion March 28, 2022
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KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
by cheddar123 January 26, 2010
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