Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.
I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.
by Danny the Manny 1 December 28, 2011
(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
by Volak May 13, 2004
Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.
One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?
Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people
Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...
Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial
Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people
Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...
Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial
Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls
by SparkyTrek July 15, 2022
A sexual position where you're doing it doggy-style, on your tippy toes, with your right hand placed on your lower back for extra thrust.
"He really did a number on her performing the najafali position"
"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"
"Oh child, I love it when ma man gives it to me najafali position!"
by Alf5 February 25, 2010
by drbillcorcoran April 14, 2010
It started as way of accepting people who are disabled and/or cant controll a part of there body, but has been taken over by a bunch of tik tok fattys as a "movement" to justify obesity. Usually women over 200kg
by UrFatSis213 March 08, 2021