alaskan popsicle

take a shit then freeze a log and use it as a dildo

I let my girlfriend use my "Alaskan Popsicle" to please her.

by Haywaitaminute! January 7, 2009

poopskin

The shavings of skin that are produced when a carrot-peeler is used to shed the epidermis of a poop.

Hey, mom, did you discard the poopskins before adding the poop to the stew?

by Dr. Franz Poopenheimer III September 1, 2010

popsicle

A way to enjoy another person's body. You can lick, bite, nibble, suck, etc. like you would a popsicle.

I popsicled Jayne last night. He was tasty.

by chicinthecity March 4, 2008

Popsie

british slang for a fit girl, but apparently nerdy americans use it too?
originates from the word Poppet, in nursery rhymes..which refers to small child or doll- creepy. How does one go from small child to attractive woman with a slip of the tongue? blasted society. thats how, one minute girls are children and the next they're sexual objects?! haha...what a rant...I'm not really backing myself up here, but hopefully someone will see me through..enjoy the word

It was all too clear that the presence of popsies does not inevitably lead to a scientific future.

by skigal_a91 October 19, 2010

ass popsicle

Used to describe a man who uses popsicles to masturbate up the anus. In other variations it is used to describe a homosexual or describe a man who messes up very much.

"Damnit, popsicle fucker! Pick that shit up!"

by MATATES November 26, 2004

poop popsicle

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then she proceeds to suck your dick, therefore being the reciepient of a "Poop Popsicle". More commonly known as the "Dirty Fuck Stick", the man usually makes the woman suck all of the poop off his "Popsicle Stick"

I fucked her in the ass, then gave her a poop popsicle

by Jesse James Mauck February 2, 2006

Popsicles

1) A euphemism for swearing
2) An attempt of cursing without the abrasive language

Example 1;
Jeremiah: "They say it's gonna rain today, ya'll"
Kizziah: "Ah, popsicles"

Example 2;
Samuel: "Would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?"
Kizziah: "No, I would not. I have plans with my relations"
Samuel: "Popsicles, another time then"

by Siminyakamungasirchewi October 14, 2013