by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 01, 2024
by Toingle February 21, 2023
by winklies May 30, 2015
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !
by Uncle Striker December 04, 2019
Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
by DenGonzo December 07, 2012
by WakeUp2016 December 04, 2016