pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .

Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?

by Joboy232 October 18, 2015

pootrash

Pootrash is what you refer to when you fart too hard and it gIves you a rash in your buttcrack.

Aww man, do you have some ointment, my pootrash is itching again.

by Friedgreenhoslaya May 27, 2016

Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

Poohead Lol

a very offensive swear word that can only be used in desperate measures and has the potential to kill

Person 1 :UR GAY LOL.

Person 2: OH YEAH? WELL UR A POOHEAD LOL.

Person 1 fucking dies lmao

by Corn Man Head Guy September 1, 2018