Guy1: hey did you know that Jadan's gay?

Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.

Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!

Up The Pooper by PieMast3r March 9, 2010

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sweet pooper

a nice ass, a swell behind, a fine end

That chick's got a sweet pooper!

sweet pooper by Jeff = Lionel Hutz April 3, 2006

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Out Of The Closet Pooper

A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

Are you or is someone you know an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER? If so, that means that you/they poop at work and are damn proud of it!

Out Of The Closet Pooper by Joey Schwartzman January 23, 2006

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Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.

While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.

Ninja Pooper by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011

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