Squee poof 

When something is going wrong or being messed up and u just can’t decide how to describe it

This winds making my hair all squee poof

Squee poof by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

Selling poof 

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

Selling poof by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

de-poof 

The Act of applying one of several methodologies to combat the diabolical phenomenon of Frizzy or Poofy hair. Most commonly found among women with naturally thick, curly or wavy hair. Sometimes linked with other dreaded hair conditions such as Hat Hair, Bed Hair, and Salon Hair.

I'll be done in a few minutes, just let me de-poof my hair first!

de-poof by CHiZNoCA May 15, 2008

qwauf'n poof 

an absolutly rediculous amount of hair that is huge and bushed.

"I woke up in the morning and J. Round nuzzer told me i had a nice qwuaf'n poof."

qwauf'n poof by Sampson420ex October 4, 2004

coochie poof

a gargation bush that is going everywhere

Did you see that coochie poof on David's mom?

coochie poof by Gr4nt November 27, 2007

Dukey Poof 

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

Dukey Poof by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

twat poof 

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

twat poof by feefee April 4, 2005