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Phoning

Amy texted "hey wyd" so I replied "just laying in bed phoning"
by JAV45 June 30, 2023
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Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.
Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
by Nomadisense October 15, 2023
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wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by ca1apha5 April 24, 2011
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
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Mung Pining

Mung diving but when the corpse has pin worms. This is done to enjoy the yummy taste of the intestinal juices mixed with pin worms.
This corpse has pin worms, screw mung diving lets go mung pining.
by Ratking69 May 28, 2023
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I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021
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