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Shiloh Panic

Named after Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and the uproar over her androgynous, tomboy style.

The term was created by Autostraddle.com,and refers to any panic over people who don't colour between the gender binary's lines.

"Shiloh Panic is a larger commentary on societal moral panic.

Shiloh Panic is every moral panic.

Shiloh Panic is our society’s endless fixation with the regulation and suppression of sexuality and identity and originality. It’s the screaming burning blazing honest self, slamming up against the cold steel of a cruel, aged, bitter, stifled world."
1: Life&Style magazine cover: WHY IS ANGELINA TURNING SHILOH INTO A BOY? Article accompanied by pictures of Shiloh looking awesome. The name 'Shiloh Panic' is born.

2: Writer of the blog nerdyapplebottom.com lets her five year old son dress as Daphne from Scooby Doo for Halloween. Because he wants to. His classmates think he looks awesome, but their mothers feel the need to make fun of him and tell her she was turning him gay. Her blog post sparks a national discussion. This is Shiloh Panic.
by red_one November 5, 2011
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Grammar police

50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.
Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
by cannot make this shit up July 22, 2020
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fart police

A person who is determined to figure out the source of a smelly fart.
Why is Bobby sniffing everyones ass. Someone must of called the fart police.
by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006
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detroit police

The dirtiest, most crooked cops you will find. They are always portrayed as dirtbags and lowlifes in movies. Many people believe they will let you off the hook if the crime is anything short of murder.
Do you want to hear a joke? The entire detroit police department! They pulled me over and I had 50 kilos of coke, and they let me off as long as I did 4 lines in front of them!
by steve oh October 2, 2006
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sex police

Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.

When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.

Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."

*2 minutes later...

Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006
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Panic!

(verb) - Something you do at the disco

Person 1: I completely panicked the other day.
Person 2: I didn't know you went to the disco!
by mpuppylo March 9, 2012
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