Pollywag

The act of seducing someone from England.

Once we swallow these crumpets, I'm gonna pollywag that shit.

Oliver: Want to play a game of Polo?
Dave: Sure, do you mind if I pollwag yo ass after?
Oliver: Hmm, I guess.

by Jared and Dave January 29, 2009

Pollard

A fat pedo who works at a school to look at kids and no one apart from his nonce buddy the drama teacher likes him, he’s a fucking cunt basically

O ur such a fucking pedo pollard

by Edavies24 July 5, 2018

Pollyamorous

Partipation in simultaneous loving or sexual relationships with multiple partners named Polly. See also: Paulieamorous.

Pollyamorous Johnny had to label his girlfriends Polly1, Polly2 and Polly3 in order to keep track.

by onlinegal May 10, 2011

Polly.T

A rather ambiguous mammal that prefers living in a inclosed environment, preferably in a pocky box.
They like mating with the large nosed species of man as they like to cling onto its hook like shape, rather like an over hanging boogie.
At night its eyes become rather large and oval, and if you tilt your head 45º clockwise, her eyes will spell out 'GAY'.
On the other hand, they are generally friendly creatures, unless threatened in a pokemon battle, whereby they get extremely competitive. If a Polly looses the pokemon battle, they will chew off the Gentiles of their pokemon.

Polly's also are very attracted to ugly old perverts such as Kazune. This does not help them in life, and frankly is a waste of time.
For an example of a Polly.T, just reach into your garbage can at precisely 1:05 am with your left eye shut and a fake mole painted just above your left eyebrow, you will be sure to find one (:

by Annie Clash April 3, 2008

Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

pollywager

a person who is really cool

person1:yeah you can sleep with her and me if you want to

person2:your such a pollywager

by mrs.jackass August 15, 2009

pollyrectalitis

When someone has a cheery outlook on life, because they have their head up their hind end.

A person who is blinded about the things around them is in a pollyrectalitis state.

by ~k~a~y~ September 2, 2010