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jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."
by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007
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Tide pod pussy

When you shove as many tide pods as you can in your pussy who ever fits the most tide pods in there pussy wins fuck yeah
Hey I did the tide pod pussy challenge and fit 9,999999999999999999999999999
Tide pods in my pussy so I win... bitch I'm a tide pod pussy
by Gucci gang lil bitch November 10, 2018
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crackhead pod

The very last bit of a juul pod that you find in your room on the floor. You are so addicted to nicotine that you proceed to chief the rest of it like a crackhead.
"Bro I was fiending for a nic buzz and I found a crackhead pod on the floor. Must have been an act of God."
"Bro Chad that is so sick. There's nothing like finding a crackhead pod after you burn through all your pods."
by Trevoooo April 2, 2019
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Nigger Pod

a small group of African Americans located in a primarily Caucasian area that are all grouped together.
That Nigger Pod needs to go back to Detroit.
by pantskraken July 19, 2010
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tide pod

A laundry detergent, people eat it for challenges
Sometimes fatal
People are dumb like that
Don't eat the tide pod, it will kill you
by IceCubz321 January 23, 2018
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two peas in a pod

literally 2 biffles who can live in a pod.

In other words, very similar people!
biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "
by andyouandme January 15, 2010
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scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.
Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.
by merrycakes December 5, 2014
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